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Baddie
Janta
Party

We don't do policies, we do pouts. Join the only party that puts "Main Character Energy" into the constitution.

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Situationship Cell

24/7 analysis of his last text. We help you draft the perfect "Seen" response.

Ministry of Fit-Checks

Your local booth president will verify if you ate or if you left crumbs.

The Hater Council

Strategic side-eye and professional shade-throwing at the opposition.